Apple

Apple is a fruit, why search a fruit, why are you even reading this when you could be writing your own dictionary suggestion

I Ate A Apple, It Tasted Like A Pineapple, then I realized that I Was Eating A Pinecone With It

by Business Ion April 8, 2020

Adam's Oral Apple

When a man gives a woman hard oral sex so that his penis pushes up against the wall of her throat, making it look like she has an Adam's Apple.

Guy 1:I gave her an Adam's Oral Apple, she had a dent in her throat for days.

Guy 2: Bro you cappin' that's you ain't big enough for that.

by sorry about this word February 22, 2021

bobbing for apples

when you’re just guessing or assuming

*jim* “ mary i’m guessing your favorite color is blue”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”

by graviedewd May 5, 2019

Apple

A phone company that thinks a better camera is a top priority.

I heard Apple made a new iPhone, but it probably just had a camera improvement…again…

by TheFroggiestFroggyEver August 16, 2024

rake her apples

The act of fucking an older woman doggy style while reaching over and smacking her saggy tits.

Id like to rake her apples

by Bigcockstud69420 September 19, 2021

apple boss

when someone shoots apple sauce out at someone else, covering them

Hey, I hate Bethany. Time to apple boss her!

by kittyhunter69420 May 5, 2024

Apple

This mother fucker kicks the shot out of ya, this dark magic makes your butt crack bigger each time, you’ll be able to see sound, hear colors and forget how to SHIT!

Fuck…

“Little Timmy!”
“Yea?”
“What did you eat ya cunt?”
“A fucking magic red apple that a drug addict gave me, why”
“…. Fuck!”

by Aussie_guy August 15, 2022