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Native Shower

The act of defecating a very watery type of fecal matter all over the head of ones mate and/or friend.
Randyl is into some weird stuff. Yesterday night, she wanted me to Native Shower her.
by The Mustachioed Maniac June 9, 2011
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Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
by MrDeeny May 23, 2023
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Sitting Shower

The action of when your legs are simply to tired to stand but you want to take a shower. So instead of a regular shower you lay your items of body soap and hair products on the floor of ur bath, turn the shower on, and sit untill you’ve finished washing yourself.
“Hey, you going to take a shower”.
“Nah, I think I’ll just take a sitting shower”.
by 707 lololol June 18, 2019
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Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.
I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
by JB9903 September 9, 2016
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Sun shower

Light spritzing of urine onto a consenting adult in bright sunlight
Sometimes you got to get a quick sun shower in before the clam bake
by Firebaugh September 19, 2022
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shower whiplash

The shock you feel when you mistakenly turn the shower temperature down, causing you to immediately whip the handle too far in the opposite direction, thus freezing you to a popsicle and then boiling you alive in the matter of a split second.
That shower whiplash had me streaking through the house... Now I have to explain things to my mother.
by ThrillingHeroics December 7, 2017
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Hulk Shower

When someone finds sexual pleasure in being vomited on.
Bro I gave that bitch a hulk shower and she squirted
by JohnKent123 November 6, 2019
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