Kevin

Something gay, used in a sentence or as a gay thing.

1: Bro I sucked off some random homeless person for 20 bucks.
2: That's something Kevin would do

1: $50 is $50, just saying
2: Stop being a Kevin

by Cuntacuss June 11, 2022

kevin

bro is so hot like ong i cant even omg i wanna fuck him

kevin be so fine like wow fuck sesh?

by belly busting giggle stick June 14, 2022

Kevin

A Kevin is someone who will have your back. He is honest to a fault, a deep thinker, a problem solver, a goofball, a romantic, has a great sense of humor, a barely hidden nerdy side, and a huge heart. When there are problems a Kevin can be counted on to come up with a brilliant solution you may have never thought of but always makes the task easier and more efficient. Kevin is skilled with his hands and learns new things quickly. A Kevin will not disappoint you in the bedroom and sexual experiences will never be boring. Your Kevin will require lots of snuggles and pets so be prepared to never want to be free of his embrace. His smile can banish the cloudiest of days. A Kevin is faithful and loyal and always someone you can depend on. He is always thoughtful. Kevin loves his kitty and can be depended on to ‘meow’ at you often as way of declaring his affection. It’s impossible to not fall in love with his amazing personality. His eyes are mesmerizing and he knows how to style his hair. Kevin is a gentleman who will open doors for you but also has a dirty side. Kevin can be very spontaneous and brings a lot of fun to any any occasion. If you are lucky enough to find a Kevin make sure you snatch him up. Kevins are absolutely worth the wait!

This is Kevin. He’s my work husband because I know I can always depend on him to have my back! Meow!

by DarthKittyMeowMeow June 15, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is the male version of a “Karen”. They typically live in suburban neighhoods, wear socks with sandals, President of your HOA and or school district. Complains about and calls the cops on anyone that he thinks is suspicious. Even if it’s his next door neighbor or the kid that lives down the street, Kevin will be feel threatened and will call the cops anyway.

Don’t be a KEVIN!

This neighborhood sucks because of all of the Kevins & Karens that live hear.

Dad, Don’t be a KEVIN!

by DontBeAKevin June 16, 2022

Kevin the Penguin

A man from Philly who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving "brotherly" love

You ok Kevin the Penguin?

by Wayne_brady07 July 26, 2022

Kevin Nuri

A man above all others. With a humongous dick at 64cm and balls that weight around 5kg each. He fucks bare pussy without giving a fuck about its age, ethniticy or size. He especially likes milfs, which he fucks about 10 different of every day, while at night he fuck about 10 different supermodels. And he absolutely destroys their pussies with his humongous cock.

aaahh. OMG Kevin Nuri is destroying my pussy with his humongous hard cock. aaaaaaaahhhhhh

by Shity titty July 27, 2022

Kevin

UGLY UGLY UGLY EW EWE W bruh ur hair sucks. He prob plays smash bros, like what a loser, hes an emo bet. If you meet anyone named kevin run, hes going to give you the furry desise

The name Kevin: Gross

by UrMomLoleeeeey July 28, 2022