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January 10

January 10 is national gf day! this is the day to appreciate your girlfriend or any of your female friends!
A: i love you! thanks for being my friend.
B: i love you too! why so sudden though?
A: its january 10!
by hilolzies1234 February 11, 2023
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january

prolly the best and worst month of the year. worst part is culminating and exams but the best part is that the semester finishes!
awh fuck bro i got my math exam on january 27
by hamburger2020 March 3, 2023
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Jandal

A sandal made out of denim, the main material in Jeans.
Nice jandals man they really complete the joutfit.
by Wide Eg June 2, 2023
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January 1 2010

The day when BFDI came out.
January 1 2010 is the day when BFDI came out, the show is made by cary huang and micheal huang.
by imtryingplshelpcksbd29 June 23, 2023
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January 8th

Pretty much the coolest person ever if they were born on this day, they typically had a rough childhood, and is ever so slightly crazy, but they are at least an 8/10 and up.
1st guy: I gotta go find a person born on January 8th

2nd guy: Why?

1st guy: Everyone cool was born on that day.
by Broken Eyeball April 25, 2023
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january 28th, 2014

demarcussy: ITS COMING ! january 28th, 2014!
demarcus: fuck you
by demarcus1 August 4, 2023
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January 25

people born on this day will give you the slickittiest wittliest gumbosmackerest wettest guadalupe approved guacamole 3000 of your life.
**Title: "Gus and the Guacamole 3000"**

*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*

**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!

**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.

**Scene 2: The Creation**

*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*

**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!

*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*

*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*

**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?

**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.

*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*

**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!

**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.

**THE END.**
by ChIcKeN nUgGeTz In A hOt TuB November 16, 2023
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