desk toys 

Funny or unusual toys and/ or objects that teachers keep on their desks to amuse themselves or their students.

My second grade teacher had some really cool desk toys.

teacher cool teacher toys school

desk toys by akaaem October 5, 2013

Dessert Selectivity 

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

Dessert Selectivity by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014

Deschaneling

Derived from the actress Zooey Deschanel:

De·scha·nel·ing
Intense use of eyes in a popped-open bug-eyed stare to make the other person feel less than yourself. The aim is to put the other into a beautified trance, masking your insecurity, and making the other person feel like they are being put on the spot, in turn taking the social pressure and anxiety off of yourself.

I was telling her the storying in a calm and relaxed manner, but she was totally deschaneling me for no reason at all.

Deschaneling by anddsbur October 15, 2014

Desk Daddy 

he who makes thoughtful intercourse with his studies, if he studies you (some woman) think of the possibilities...he has, studied it

Old desk daddy serenades the women with knowledge and impeccable smoothness. I know a man who claims he's studying when he's really running game, he is now referred to as the Desk Daddy, intercourse at the desk is his forte.

Desk Daddy by Dat Mane Shebes January 9, 2015

desolidated 

Something that was consolidated or would naturally be, but is now the exact opposite.

Bitch desolidated my brick of cocaine!

desolidated by tubes.in.series February 28, 2015

deshitified

To clean area saturated and cluttered with feces

The yard has been deshitified!

deshitified by Deshitified September 4, 2015

Dessert Pickle

definition A: "when you want something to finish off your meal, but not something sweet, how about a salty, delicious and crunchy dessert pickle?"

Definition B: "a fucking cock, duh."

I asked her if she wanted to grab something sweet after dinner, and she said no, so we went back to her place and I gave her my dessert pickle.

Dessert Pickle by Beesonmyknees December 4, 2015