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Definitions by JEB_EDC

Fear of Missing Out

Example: Bento Box Shoppe has their fifth run of blue PM2s in stock for 18 months at $199. The day after it sells out, the internet explodes with offers of $400 or firstborn children.
ZOMG... I can’t believe I didn’t buy one during the 18 months it was available on the market! My FOMO is RAGING!
FOMO by JEB_EDC January 17, 2021

Dessert Selectivity 

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.
Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.
Dessert Selectivity by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014

Dessert Selectivity 

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.
Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.
Dessert Selectivity by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014