turtles 

the best animal in the world!

turtles

turtles by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Turtlehead 

A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter. Also known as "Touching cloth".

Person1 "What is that bulging in your trousers?"

Person2 "Oh that... Just a turtlehead."

Turtlehead by Si Todd March 4, 2004

Turtles breath 

The extremely potent gas that excretes from ones chocolate starfish before dropping the jackson five off

Thats fucking stinking man, yeah my turtles breath is so bad its burning my nostril hairs.

Turtles breath by Phil Mcrackin February 27, 2004

Turtlehead Shuffle 

When you have to take a shit really bad, but are not near a toilet,in attempt to relive some of the pressure,carefully farting so that ony the gas escapes from the anus,going around the massive load of shit trying to exit you as well,usually resulting in the fart smelling just like the shit poking at you.by doing this you do run the risk of shitting your pants.

Ben- Dude you smell like shit

Sean-sorry dude,I have to take a massive shit and i am doing the Turtlehead Shuffle

Ben-Ok I will get off the freeway and get your rancid ass to a restroom before you shit your pants!

Turtlehead Shuffle by cee jay 1634 January 18, 2010

turtler 

A turtler is someone in RTS (real time strategy) games who likes to set up base defences first in order to secure an expanding production line.

This type of behavior usually provides an advantage near the end of the game, since this player will have the more efficient production setup compared to the player that is forced to rush him out in order to take him out.

When two players are in a duel and they're both turtle-ing... be prepared for a long silent beginning of the match and a climactic ending..

I'm a turtler, since if I am not taken out early-game, I will dominate.

turtler by cappie2000 October 20, 2009

Giant thumb in a turtleneck 

Slang for penis

I don't see what the big deal is about a penis, it looks just like a giant thumb in a turtleneck.

Giant thumb in a turtleneck by thumb in a turtleneck December 3, 2009

TurtleDipper 

when you are taking a shit and your penis falls into the toilet water

i just had a TurtleDipper man.

TurtleDipper by Mike Blumberg June 20, 2008