blue screen 

v. Originally terming from the blue screen of death, blue screening refers to when you're on the verge of collapse, either from
1. Sleep deprivation or
2. Extreme exhaustion, usually post-coital.

1. "Okay, this LAN has gone on for days. I've gotta take a break and blue screen. Catch you in a few hours."

2. "Aww... it's so cute when I wear guys out enough that they blue screen right after sex!"

blue screen by Corvidae January 23, 2004

Blue-Hair Girl 

A white SJW that believes in extremist groups like ACAB, KAM, and others. They will frequently talk about how all white people should die, while they are white.

Todd: Beth just said we should jail all cops, what a blue-hair girl.

Jim: what an SJW dumbass.

Blue-Hair Girl by xXIm_Having_A_Manic _EpisodeXx August 28, 2021

Blue Waffle 

Verb.

When someone accomplishes a difficult task that may be considered extremely or mildly grotesque, and is compared to the vaginal disease 'Blue Waffle'.

Tessa: What... what did you do to his ankle?

Tyler: Oh, you mean why it looks all fucked up? I blue waffle'd that shit.
Tessa: ...Ew.

Blue Waffle by DefectCriminal January 13, 2011

Blue Neck 

A person, usually a woman, hailing from the Northeast United States who carries herself with class and dignity - as opposed to Southeastern Red Neck women who more often than not present themselves as trashy, uneducated and whorish.

"Becky understands what boundaries are and never lets herself come off as trashy or uneducated, she makes me proud to a Blue Neck!"

"I wouldn't be caught dead flirting with another woman's husband over the internet! I'm a Blue Neck!"

Blue Neck by Vixxxxie January 12, 2010

Blue Kirby 

A person of particular annoyance who seeks out the best opportunities to piss people off. Someone who hides or hangs back during a hectic situation only to jump in at the last minute and attain some glory without any real effort. Someone who frustrates others until they're blue in the face or holds back until they themselves are blue in the face before using minimal effort and attaining maximum payoff. As if they spike themselves into the situation.

"Clinton never does anything around here until it's easy to finish the job."
"Yeah, he just sits back like a blue kirby and watches the others do all the work."

Blue Kirby by Grizzly PKT NCSU March 12, 2009

Blue stocking 

Nerdy girl who doesn't bother with fashion or hair styling and make up, sometimes to the point of childish lack of dress sense.

Originates in the 18th century where the 'blue' wool stockings were casual, laid back options as opposed to expensive silk ones in ever-changing fashions. The 'blue stockings' were scholarly women who were too busy engaged in improving their minds to worry about constantly updating their wardrobes.

Like 'nerd' and 'boffin' this term is a social stereotype for what is actually a trait of Asperger's Syndrome/autism: the lack of awareness of social cues and trends such as fashion, the desire for comfortable dress and just finding studying more interesting than expensive dress.

Lol look at that girl who only wears jeans and geek tees or shirts, doesn't do her hair or nails or make up or know designer fashions, what a blue stocking.

A woman doesn't become a blue stocking until there's no chance of men being interested in her legs...

Blue stocking by Mozzie89 December 21, 2010

Blue Waffle 

A delicious and nutritious treat that rises the morale of those who feast on it.

The touching story of a blue waffle:
Johnny hit rock bottom when he broke up with his girlfriend, but once he saw his sister's waffle of a vibrant blue his mood completely shifted and his appetite intensified; after Johnny had devoured Sally's blue waffle their relationship changed into something exceptionally special. Sally's selfless act of kindness had effectively strengthened their bond and ultimately transformed her brother into her best friend. As time has gone by, Johnny and Sally have grown even closer and they still share the occasional blue waffle together. Johnny wouldn't want it any other way.

Blue Waffle by Professor McBadass July 15, 2011