Fart Den 

A small room, commonly a closet, that has been dubiously filled with the ranky dank aromas of multiple individuals’ nasty diarrhea farts.

Mike: Dude, did you catch a whiff of that fart den at Michael’s?

James: Hell no, fart dens are gay as fuck.

Mike: Your loss, bro.

Fart Den by A Smelly Black Anus January 3, 2018

fart warmer

Heated car seats...Duh!

Man it was so cold driving to work yesterday, I had to use the fart warmer.

fart warmer by Chas501 January 8, 2018

fart magazine 

A magazine with fate noises in it

O I’ve always wanted to have a fart magazine to know what kind of fart noises their are

fart magazine by Dakota dd January 14, 2018

Fart and Dart

The act of coming into a meeting, saying something controversial (and sometimes idiotic) and then leaving with the others to deal with the ramifications of your verbal stink.

Those fuckers from the government; they came in and did a "fart and dart" - and I have to live with the consequences!

Fart and Dart by yoSco January 23, 2018

fart in face 

The best way to show dominance to those bitches who need to be put down in their place!

Wife: Hubby pls take out the trash
Hubby: But you are so heavy

fart in face

fart in face by Petrus / Milbo January 28, 2018

fart wrestle

Sex with a women who is prone to queefing.

Me and the wife fart wrestled last night

fart wrestle by TheFartWrestler February 3, 2018

Fart choke 

Putting a penis at the opening of an un-lubed anus with pressure until the recipient of the said penis farts enabling the penis entry into the bowels.

We had no lube and she loves anal so she just let me fart choke her.

Fart choke by 11pumpkin83 February 27, 2018