Cheating

As long as you don't have a ring on your finger, anything goes. You are allowed to talk to other guys and check out other options. However, Cheating is not the act of doing anything it is the act of being interested in the act.

Mark was not cheating on Charlie because he didn't have a ring on his finger.

by markthebomb June 8, 2023

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cheating device

noun;

a mobile device or cell phone belonging to an unfaithful partner and/or someone who’s genitals have been in close proximity of/or in you.

common colors; rose gold, space gray and most common, fuck boy red. most likely found face down, locked and on DND.

Samantha yelled, in a loud outburst “get that cheating device out my face!”
iPhone has just released their newest cheating device, iPhone 13 ProXs

by anonymous June 10, 2023

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Cheatanese

When your boy friend or girlfriend cheats on you and introduces there new boyfriend or girlfriend to you or apologizes for cheating

You say you I'm sorry but I don't speak cheatanese I don't want to talk :)

Cheater: Babe I'm sorry I've been cheating I slept with(insert who they cheated with)

Girlfriend or boyfriend: Whatever, I don't speak cheatanese don't try to talk to me.

by Lady justice June 18, 2023

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Cheaters Never Prosper

A bullshit lie that should be deleted as misinformation

"Cheaters Never Prosper" my ass. Do you have no idea how the real world works?

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2023

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Cheaterlag

The exhaustion from the sheer grief, gaslighting and relentless military police work endure from tracking your cheating spouse.

Did you see Betty Draper from Madmen last night? She looked terrible. Un-kept, exhausted and in her robe all day. She had a serious case of cheaterlag.

by Cheaterlag1 July 9, 2023

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