Lesbian Jesus
Lesbian Jesus by KJace005 May 21, 2018
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Taco Jesus
When a female is ravished and starving, because her man has fucked her brains out for hours, yet she can’t even move To get nourishment because of how hard she has been dicked down.......and out of nowhere her BF brings her a fresh, home made taco, warmed, and on a plate, w napkin, for her to consume in bed. Taco Jesus
1. I was laying there stunned, and then the next thing I know, like a sign from above....there is a hot man, handing me a perfectly warm and delicious taco......Taco Jesus had arrived.
2. Do you know how many women would kill for just one night with Taco Jesus, honey you better wake up, and marry that man. That shit don’t happen anymore with fuckboys and Opie’s everywhere!
2. Do you know how many women would kill for just one night with Taco Jesus, honey you better wake up, and marry that man. That shit don’t happen anymore with fuckboys and Opie’s everywhere!
Taco Jesus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 20, 2019
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Freckled jesus
Freckled Jesus:
Marco bodt from the anime Attack on Titan, known for his freckles. When Jean imagines Marco in front of him, a light shines behind Marco. That making Marco freckled jesus.
Marco bodt from the anime Attack on Titan, known for his freckles. When Jean imagines Marco in front of him, a light shines behind Marco. That making Marco freckled jesus.
Freckled jesus by TheNerdyMonstah January 2, 2014
Come to Jesus talk
A serious talk between two or more people where the person's performance, or attitude, or involvement in the work (or in the relationship) is in need of improving. The talk is meant to save the soul of the receiver so that he or she makes a full change for the better. Often between a person of authority and the subordinates (teacher-student; coach-team), and often uses emotional arguments to get the person to change.
Our professor gave us that come to Jesus talk today. He said we were performing poorly, lacked the right drive to complete the task. He said that he was working hard, trying to make good lesson plans but we were just lazy. The worst part was when he said that he felt that he wasn't a good teacher because we clearly didn't respect him as a teacher.
Come to Jesus talk by Writingbear December 5, 2015
lesbian jesus
Hayley Kiyoko. One of the Holy Lesbian Trinity which includes Lesbian God, (Ellen), and Lesbian Holy Ghost, (Jane Lynch). She makes gay jams and every female within a twenty-mile radius to have an instant lady boner.
lesbian jesus by Winter Killjoy April 24, 2018
fucktard jesus
A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.
fucktard jesus by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017
Space Jesus
Prequel memer 1:Man I sure do love space Jesus
Prequel memer 2: Are you talking about Kenobi?
Prequel memer 1: obviously
Prequel memer 2: Are you talking about Kenobi?
Prequel memer 1: obviously
Space Jesus by PonianYoutube July 20, 2020