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Hayley Kiyoko. One of the Holy Lesbian Trinity which includes Lesbian God, (Ellen), and Lesbian Holy Ghost, (Jane Lynch). She makes gay jams and every female within a twenty-mile radius to have an instant lady boner.
"Holy shit Lesbian Jesus must be somewhere near here because I have a huge lady boner"
by Winter Killjoy January 5, 2018
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