Monkey Arms 

What happens to your arms when you are continually patting yourself on your back...

John had monkey arms after he finished his project.

Monkey Arms by scooter133 June 15, 2016

Monkey Roll 

A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.

Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"

Dude:"He's monkey rolling"

Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."

Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."

Monkey Roll by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 8, 2016

monkey try 

monkey try

To throw shit in the dark and hope it sticks.

Doing something with little to no guidance.

Boss: I need you to work on this project

Associate: I have ever never been trained on that.

Boss: give it a good Monkey Try.

monkey try by Kn0wledge is P0wer January 19, 2017

monkey anus 

is usually someone named sam, who thinks its comeone named deven

"that stupid monkey anus " someone else : "who sam"

monkey anus by afganahstan January 26, 2017

Monkey Muncher 

When my Dog cleans herself , licks her ...vagina..,then attempts to give "kisses". … ..

Stop Puddles!! No Monkey Muncher Kisses!

Monkey Muncher by MrsWily June 25, 2017

monkey swinging on a vine 

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.

My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.

monkey swinging on a vine by dwoper1 July 5, 2017

monkey dad 

The kind of dad that has his family and responibilitys on one hand but on the other he is kind of a slick person, who would collect "loose change" and flirt with your 12 y/o girlfriend.
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad

wow your dad is such a monkey dad

monkey dad by Niyuo August 15, 2017