Gooner 

Plays nikke for hours, but claims it's just for story. When a female is on screen will not shut up about wanting to fuck them, girls block him after the first interaction.

"Gooner"
When my friends see me open Nikke they call me a "Gooner"

Gooner by Niju2 May 12, 2024

goonbuck 

type of currency relating to gooning

"how many goonbucks does it take for a goonberry bug to get into goonland?"

"it takes 4 goonbucks to get into goonland"

goonbuck by goonin giddy May 12, 2024

goonoid 

British slang,

A Goonoid is to be extremely thick or stupid.

To consistently make mistakes, and repeat the mistake.

Goonoid can be used as another word for a Bellend, but means more of a Complete Bellend or a Total Bellend.

Them: "Oh no I've forgot to feed the Dog again"

Me: "Oh my God you're such a Goonoid"

goonoid by SlangOverLord May 13, 2024

gooncraft 

Minecraft but instead of mining and crafting people goon instead

"I think that villager is gooning"
"Must be gooncraft"

gooncraft by nuh uh uh!! May 14, 2024

goonvana 

A state of euphoria and enlightenment achieved by gooning (masturbating and edging for a long period of time).

Carter took himself to goonvana last night

goonvana by Skibussy May 15, 2024

goontosis 

An act or state of being in one’s mind and self when they are feeling gooney they will eventually achieve goontosis

After working on the ac unit in a customer house my co worker achieved goontosis

goontosis by Creater of word May 20, 2024

Gooning 

When a porn addict takes his/her/their addiction to a whole new kind of form. For gooners, pornography is a kind of psychedelic experience.

See porn addiction in reference to hypnosis kink.

Person 1: What the hell is Jonathan doing?
Person 2: He isn't just watching porn anymore, told me was gooning.
Person 1: hell is that?
Person 2: Apparently gooning is the new way of psychedelic tripping *and* getting off. He has left this world in favor of hypnosis and porno titties.

Gooning by schizo_sissy May 21, 2024