Mangle Beef

see liar narcissist. A derivative of the word dangle beef. When being a complete asshole and staring at oneself in the mirror AND when cheating on one's girlfriend, one is a Mangle Beef.

Fuckin' Mangle Beef. He's ruining my life.

Mangle Beef by Brad Riley June 11, 2006

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Slippy Beef

1)Something that is quite far from the truth or has just slipped past the truth (like slippy beef)

2)Just beef that is slippy like a bannana skin or something.

"SMOKING CORNED BEEF!!, I just killed the dog!, I knew I shouldn't have fed it caviar!"

*wife walks in*

"Oh sweet mother of beef!, what have you done to Mr Snuffles!?"

*husband thinks of some slippy beef (thinks of a lie)*

"Seriously dear he had a heart attack, I heard him squealing and I came in as fast as I could, but Chuck Norris had already escaped!!"

*wife obviously thinks he's lost the plot*

Slippy Beef by Captain Corned Beef April 28, 2008

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fecal beef

or, more properly, foecal beef.

n. The fetid substance within the colon that is the result of the digestion, or partial digestion, of a large slab of beef.

"Dude, I ate the biggest fucking steak of my life last night, and now my insides are exploding with fecal beef."

"Honey, what did you have for dinner at that convention last night? The toilet is clogged with foecal beef."

fecal beef by BenTheGrate November 29, 2009