Yahoo that ass

When your checking out a girls ass and rating it,pretty much wanting to fuck her like your searching information on Yahoo.com

example.Damn look at that girl she is looking soo good, I want to Yahoo that ass.

by Master Blownski May 7, 2009

Ass flap

When a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping.

It was a textbook turd until I snagged an ass flap.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

Ass Soup

When you have liquid shit. If it has chunks it's called Ass Stew.

You might not want to go in there, I just made Ass Soup.

by ebghjebb February 12, 2017

ass plugger

person who plugs an ass with thier cock

jim plugged glorias ass at the party

by tim moats July 6, 2003

The Ass Game

A game simply played whenever one party uses the word "ass" in conjunction with another adjective and the second party upsets the first party's statement's initial intent by changing the association of the word "ass." Mostly the game is played by relocating the emphasis and hyphen in the sentence.

Person not playing The Ass Game: Check out my sweet-ass bong!
Person playing The Ass Game: That is a pretty sweet ass-bong.

by maysueh January 10, 2009

Cheese Ass

That horrendous sweaty and cheesy smell that your ass emits after a long session of sitting. The smell is reminiscent of a bad gouda or camembert, or a heavy brie. Can only be rectified by a good spray of deodorant directly unto the ass or a good shower after removing those horrific pants.

"Lad"
"Yes Pal"
"I've got a horrific case of cheese ass going on"
"Goodness me"

by LordDonnel January 16, 2019

Ass Breaker

A Large turd that stretches out the asshole. These can cause bleeding if big enough. Ass breakers come from not eating enough fiber or a constipation disease.

Joe: Why are your pants stained red?
Bob: UUUGGH I just had an ass breaker in the bathroom.
Joe: Sucks for you.

by Jdeoxys November 1, 2010