walking dildo

Male of human species with a rather attractive body part in his pants, but with a hideous face or an ignorant head. It's just like using a dildo, except it's not battery powered. Comes from phrase "40 year old dude at the club" and most commonly known as a "Big Dick"

the opposite of good dick.

Dude! Charles is telling everyone who will listen that u two are married!?! wth?

naw, he's just my walking dildo.
i won't be seen in public with his shiftless ass. He's just a slump buster that went horribly wrong...

walking dildo by D.Praved January 30, 2010

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Braden Walker

The Greatest Wrestler of all time often compared to he rock stone cold steve austin and danny jackpot.

Braden walker could pwn everybody

Braden Walker by The Whore's Mom January 27, 2009

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walkman

An example of an mp3 player that kicks a Apple ipod in the face majorly. ipod states the ipod nano (1gb) has a battery life of 14 hours and can hold upto 250 songs in total and has a price of $219.
While the Sony NW-E107 Network Walkman (1GB)has a maximum battery life of 70 hours on 1 AAA battery, can hold upto 695 ATRAC3 songs and with a price of $150 it clearly is a better choice.

walkman VS nano
person #1 : Hey, theres a pic of you on my nano,have a look.

person #2 : Hmmmm....i dont think thats me, the screen's way too small to see photos on.

person #1 : Oh well...you can fit more photo's than you will probibly ever need soo who cares.

walkman by David Healy August 14, 2006