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Instajam

When a bunch of instagrammers jam a sidewalk or set of stairs, usually in a tourist area, posing for pics with total disregard for everyone else trying to use the walkway.
I pushed through the crowd on the viewpoint stairs to find an instajam of girls posing. After I got past the instajam the stairs were totally empty.
by Endlesssummerduo June 12, 2022
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Instagasm

A nearly immediate orgasm during intercourse.
We made leave last night and I had an Instagasm
by Hotstuff82 June 23, 2022
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Instaporn

Person A: “hey bro, did you hear that you can’t find any instaporn now?”

Person B: “damn, that’s rough buddy
by Sheepish August 16, 2022
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instatwit

Of or related to a person who vacates the real world and is so enthralled in the virtual worlds of social networks, such as Instagram and Twitter, that human decency is replaced with crude ignorance and absence of reality.
Since joining Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, we never see Tom! Worse, h e’s become an Instatwit online!
by rbrice June 29, 2022
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instafamous

When people who rely on external validation have posted the same algo pleasing pictures/videos long enough to gain a large following on Instagram. Usually there are brand collabs involved with little return on investment for the brands paying for product placement. The majority are women who think they're attractive or at the very least look good in yoga pants.
This bitch, over here taking a million selfies next to a cliff, almost dying just to try and be instafamous.

Being instafamous is like winning the Special Olympics. Cool! You won, but you're still a retard.
by PhillyG$ July 6, 2022
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instantaneous

That which occurs within the immeasurable time span of 1 instant. So quick you can’t even hear it.
K-“That’s crazy, the wood caught fire really quick”
E-“yeah, once the flame hit, it was instantaneous”
by k & e July 7, 2022
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Instagram

A social media where you fake being on an environment/fake using a random valuable object.
Usually used for taking normal pictures.
My post where I hold a Nintendo Switch OLED is blowing up on Instagram!
But you never had more than 100 dollars...
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