I Felta Thi

Hypothetical fraternity one joins after having been "sworn in" with a good night of drinking and romance.

Look! Bob's been un-dweebed! He finally made it to I Felta Thi!

I Felta Thi by pentozali December 28, 2005

I'd put a wig on her 

To declare that you would gladly participate in sexual relations with a woman.
To say that you find a woman attractive.

Hey have you seen that girl dancing over there?
Yeah man, I'd put a wig on her.
I'd put a wig on her all night long.

I'd put a wig on her by Rusty86 May 25, 2009

I'm just a tool working for the man 

When you are a mindless follower of orders given by your boss/supervisor. Just a follower of your boss/superviser and do not think for yourself.

My boss gave me instructions and followed them "I'm just a tool working for the man."

I'm just a tool working for the man by papa sal August 6, 2012

I'm busy

A cowards nice way of saying "Leave me alone!"

Me: "How are you?"

Responder: "I'm fine. I'm busy. Just busy as hell!"

I'm busy by Blah! Blah! Blah! February 11, 2013

I ain't going out like that 

A well formed response to almost any question that involves potentially being/looking like a chump to someone else.

My company told me I was being sent on a trip to Mexico, then said the CEO was drunk when he made the announcement. They told me I'd be promoted, then back-tracked. The worst, I was paid for commission on an upsell, then 2 months later, they took the funds out of my paycheck.

Ipso facto, I quit without another job lined up, I ain't going out like that!

I ain't going out like that by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

I really like you 

A guy or girl saying they like you More then a friend

Him/her: hey I really like you

Him/her:I really like you too😃

I really like you by Truthgiver_194 November 6, 2017

I AM NOT WEAK 

The four infamous words mentioned by Infinite the Jackal after getting defeated by Shadow—who proceeded to call him ‘pathetic.’ By saying these words Infinite abandoned his former, weaker self, and embraced his new, edgier, stronger self.

Shadow: Pathetic. Don’t ever show your face around me again.

Infinite: Pathetic? He’s calling me ‘weak?!’ I’m not weak. I AM NOT WEAK!!!!!!

I AM NOT WEAK by Fedora the Explorer December 31, 2017