read the title 

When the title suffices for both the subject and description.

Used when enough has been said in the subject.

Email Subject: I really need help with clearing out the stoners at ThunderRidge.

Body Text: Read the title.

Topic (in a forum posting): I need help finding lulz pics to piss a bitch off.

Message Body: Read the title, but anyways, she's a real ho that makes me sick.

read the title by Allen75 August 7, 2010

smoke the turkey 

male masturbation

Instead of sex I prefer to smoke the turkey.

After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.

During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.

While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.

smoke the turkey by bufumufu1 November 26, 2010

swum the tiber 

Slang meaning, "converted to Roman Catholicism." The Tiber being a river that runs through Rome and thus "swimming" over to the Vatican side.

Guy#1: I've never seen you before, Are you new to this Church?

Guy#2: Yes, I've just recently swum the Tiber.

Guy#1: Oh, congrats, what were you before?

Guy#2: Anglican.

swum the tiber by McCloskey April 25, 2011

bring the troops home 

To get laid.

Normally spoken about a recent event, such as last night or this morning. Also denotes a certain level of glory, and should be celebrated by every comrade present.

If this exclamation sparks a political discussion, you've done something wrong. Or you have lame friends.

Jem: Hey Charlie, that girl you were with last night... did you bring the troops home?

Charlie: Mission accomplished, Jem. I fuckin' brought the troops home.

*Charlie and Jem fist bump*

bring the troops home by pantsalone March 11, 2012

setting the tea things out 

v. phrase. British euphemism for going topless in public. Often used by the upper crust and royalty.

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I say Duchess! Do you judge it wise to be setting the tea things out so early in the afternoon?

Barleybone, you are such a toast browner.

setting the tea things out by gnostic1 October 12, 2012

on the train of despair

To be "on the train of despair" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

Related: To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be on the train / To be off the train.

- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the train of despair this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.

on the train of despair by a66spam February 1, 2014

Do the Travolta 

When you Do The Travolta you hold your Smart Phone in the air to get some signal. Pulling the John Travolta pose in Saturday Night Fever.

Do the Travolta. #DoTheTravolta

Yesterday I was in the park and I had to Do The Travolta with my iPhone to get some bars. #DoTheTravolta

Do the Travolta by Jack247 April 24, 2014