Wallpaper Job

A psychological warfare tactic of attacking your opponents by creating media or memes made to look like your opponents hold some universally hated or easily defeatable opinion.

The tweet saying "pedophilia is just another sexual orientation," turned out to be a wallpaper job. Obama never tweeted that. Someone just photoshopped his name and avatar over whatever they wanted to pretend he said and of course qanon ran with it.

by JustBCoz September 27, 2020

Bowel Job

Receiving a blow job while making a bowel movement.

She gave me a bowel job last night. Unfortunately for her I had explosive diarrhea.

by Phillip Kelly September 10, 2022

Zuck job

A Zuck Job occurs when you’re getting a suck job in real life and you throw on your VR headset and receive dome from Mark Zuckerberg virtually in the Metaverse at the same time.

Hey honey, pass me the VR headset and give me a good old fashioned Zuck Job while you’re at it.

by Bcbrew1987 January 7, 2022

bump job

one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)

the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !

HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !

the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !

by michael foolsley June 2, 2022

spice job

The act of consuming excessive jalapenos and then performing cunnilingus on a sexual partner.

That guy Tom gave me a spice job last night.

by Spice Jobs w/ Tom March 30, 2022

No Job Having

An insulting way of referring to someone unemployed.

Danny: lets play a video game!
Becca: your no job having ass needs to start doing something with your life -- how about you get a job making video games not playing them, loser!

by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022

Funcom-Job

When someone does a job that is almost good, but half asses it and tries to pretend it was done correctly and that it must be you who is the issue as they definitely did it correctly.

Brandon painted the truck, but he did a Funcom-Job

by Cracksy Normous November 20, 2021