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Fuck My Life 

When you understand your life is fucked. Often triggered by things like: school, crushes, jobs, food, life............
Person 1: We have school tomorrow

me: fuck my life.
Fuck My Life by bloutnik February 12, 2017
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25 to life 

25 to life is the prison sentence for murder. If you are convicted the judge has to sentence you to a minimum of 25 years.
If OJ was convicted he would have gotten 25 to life.
25 to life by redrum781 April 17, 2006

vamp life 

About to be about that vamp life tonight. Not going to bed.
vamp life by perfectlyyimperfect September 28, 2013

low-life 

Low-life is a person who has not evolved past the level of primordial ooze in the scheme of things. A low-life is an opportunist and has no guilt over doing rotten or heinous things. If they hurt the innocent or the naive of course a low-life will blame their victim for not being as low-life as they are.
Antwan is a low-life for taking advantage of lonely little teenaged girls.
low-life by MsLi April 21, 2006

what am i doing with my life 

absolutely nothing. stop and just go. go away and never come back.
And Carla said "what am I doing with my life?"

the life aquatic 

One of the best movies of all time if you like the sort of quirky type humor.
Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins. -The Life Aquatic
the life aquatic by k-bones January 23, 2007