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Joe Grit$ 

A rapper who does not use his own beats, but still makes kick ass raps. GRIT$ means "Get Rich In The $treets". His real name is Joseph Thompson. He raps about many things, including: South Norwalk (SoNo), his discovery, and even about politicians in Norwalk, and in Hartford. Declares himself as a part of Wolfpack, a well known gang in Da Port. Believe it or not, his CD is not available in any store, and since Norwalk Police are incompitent, and cannot make any charges stick, they blamed Joe Grit$ and his lyrics for causing gang fights between Bloods and Crips in Norwalk. It was so important, that even ABC news wrote about it: abcnews.go.com/US/print?id=632755
"Governor Rell won't fail 'till I'm locked in Jail."

"Mayor Knopp won't stop 'till I'm iced in a box, gimme a job so I won't spend my life sellin' these rocks."

"You can hear the G in my walk, you can hear the G when I talk, it's not New Haven or Bridgeport, Grit$, tell 'em where you from, South Norwalk."

"I'm the realest from Connecticut, Norwalk my fort, all the other real niggaz, they come from Da Port."

Joe Grit$ sells rocks in SoNo, but lives in Bridgeport.
Joe Grit$ by OnlyBitchesTalkShit January 1, 2006
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the result of a blow job, ie. hanging dribble uf spunk from your boyfriend's moustache
"hey marcus, you've got a lot of cum around your mouth, you look like joe blob!"
joe blob by raffeysod August 6, 2006
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Joe Donut 

Your every-day guy, steriotype of the average person.
I went to the park to play ball with Joe Donut.
Joe Donut by ed June 11, 2006

joe vega 

a guy who can make a girl stick her tongue in a poonany. :)

a very sweet guy.

a guy who is hung like a bull. who is secretly in love with himself also makes sweet passionate love to his right hand(: <3

a guy who is vain as fuck and probly could only get his mommas poon

a guy who can make your girl do things you cant
joe vega helped me with my girl
joe vega by skeeetskeeet October 14, 2011

Joe-Robbing 

The act of talking shit on your friend to his girl with the intent of getting her angry at him. Thus allowing you to attempt to get up in that.
"Where's Stan?"

"He's over at the bar Joe-Robbing Hank's girl."

Joe Harris 

One of the best 3pt shooters of all time. He also saves Kyrie everytime he cant get a shot up.
Your shot is Joe Harris nice.
Joe Harris by Mowaffles February 27, 2021

Joe_Hart_Lane 

Clear of BEASTanganga and TheJotaEra
Also has the best ball knowledge on twitter.com
Person 1: Joe_Hart_Lane is clear of BEASTangangass and TheAssEra
Person 2: HUGE Dub. His ball knowledge is also elite