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hamster

A rodent typically under the responsibility of a spastic child drugged up on legal meth because they were diagnosed with ADHD for not wanting to sit in one spot for 8 hours straight.

It sits around making the most retarded and annoying fucking sounds you've ever heard in your life, chews on its cage and attempts to murder any living creature in its immediate vicinity through rapid and autistic biting.

It runs in its stupid ass wheel at the earliest hours of the night. They also usually die in the most random and vile ways imaginable.

Hamster eyeballs are also useful for boba, which is why boba is not vegan.
Suzie: What happened to your hamster?

Marie: Oh, she escaped her cage and disappeared for a while, we found her next to our dog bowl. She escaped and somehow got into the ventilation, we had the heat on because it's winter, and it ended up cooking her alive. Then our dog somehow got a hold of her and left her near its bowl, then my dad picked it up thinking it was a burnt potato, and he loves burnt potatoes but it didn't look burnt enough to him. So he put her in the microwave for a bit too long until her body fucking exploded. We ended up paying our respects by using her eyes for boba which were somehow still in tact after all that.

Suzie: Boba does sound good right now.
by grubscrub February 27, 2023
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Hipstern

The style of dress of a liberal urban dweller seeking to dress up as a cowboy. By extension, any hipster detour of the western style.
Person 1: What should we wear for this weekend in Jackson Hole ?

Person 2: Hipstern, of course !
by John Paragraph February 27, 2023
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Hamsterphile

A person who is sexually attracted to underage or pre-adolescent Hamsters. Usually committed with a skeleton hand.
Ex. My best friend is a hamsterphile
by Mc.Nugg March 24, 2023
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Hipster Lisp

A whiny tone, usually in regards to the exploitation of the proletariat.
Man, did you hear that hipster lisp in our Anthropology class?
by babypiratesnapchat2 March 30, 2023
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hipster

an individual who defines themself by what they're not instead of who they are
that hipster is so afraid to just live that they reject everything and act like they're better for it
by ihrindaria April 11, 2023
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Hampster heart

You will need

1 hampster

2 grams Sugar
1 cup Water
1 syringe
1 teaspoon of distilling yeast
To make Hampster heart you drain the hampster of blood after deseased and mix with 1 cup of water then ad the teaspoon of distilling yeast and add hampster water to a distilling set, from wish and boil the blood water mix to make Hampster heart
by Cody5050 May 14, 2023
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hamstershake

tiktok user by the name of hamstershake
A: “Dude, did you see hamstershake’s new post?”
B: “Yeah man, she rocks!”
by clayissupergay July 13, 2023
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