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Goatse.cx (pronounced "goat see" or "goat see dot cx", often truncated to goatse, often referenced by one of its current URLs, and occasionally called goatsex) is one of the most infamous Internet shock sites. Its front page contains a sexually explicit picture, featuring a man wearing a gold ring on his left hand (and nothing else) manually stretching his anus and rectum to a diameter roughly equal to the width of his hand. Below his gaping anus, the man's dangling penis and testicles are visible. The site is commonly linked to by Internet pranksters in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image.

As of January 14, 2004, the domain goatse.cx is no longer online. However, many mirrors of the site are still available and the image itself has been posted at many other websites. The most common mirror was goat.cx; however, goat.cx was no longer online as of February 22, 2005. As of February 27 of that year, the domain goat.cx, like goatse.cx, had been suspended by the Christmas Island Internet Administration, however the domain as of April 2005 appeared to be back online, showing only the message "be right back." In May 2005, there was an image on the site showing a pumpkin with some hands around it as if it was stretching its anus. Christmas Island Technology Corp has registered goats.cx as of May 24, 2002 with obviously nonexistent name servers, presumably in an attempt to prevent another mirror of the original goatse.cx.
Mom, Dad? I had another bad dream about Goatse, can I sleep in your bed tonight?
goatse by roloscopy July 16, 2008
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goatmaker 

noun
A man who's seed creates goats.
Aww fuck off you goatmaker!
goatmaker by dark0dave April 13, 2008

Goatmill 

An amazing and brutal metal band.

has released one album, Apocryphal, as well as a metal cover of I'm On A Boat
call themselves "Unadulterated American Brutality"
slogan is "fuck emo"
Metalhead 1: Heard of Goatmill?
metalhead 2: yeah, they're fuckin brutal
emo kid: they make me cry...
metalheads: STFU
Goatmill by deathmetalftw August 17, 2010

galaxy goats 

someone: dude you watch galaxy goats
someone: yes im a roblox and minecraft fan and i love his minecraft parodies

Geographical Goats 

Geography for goats: a classroom exclusively for goats who have no place in this world and should really be eliminated ASAP but oh well especially if you are wallowing in self pity and have no place in art and your art teacher shoves you in the bin with your failed project/life and you just wanna be with your friend in a goat classroom with no other people/creatures/socially acceptable things and although someone will still probably come destroy the goat classroom to get rid of us i really like it because i am a goat
Dave: Did you manage to join the geographical goats classroom on quizlet?
Barry: Nah bro it's super exclusive, like only members or something.
Dave: Mad I know, i'm going to keep trying tho

Goatseed 

When you see an open anus without wanting to see an open anus.
Hey guys I don't know if I should say this, but Jared goatseeded Me last night!
Goatseed by Swagerdick420 June 3, 2018