Breadbag

Wanting to have sex under any condition with an attractive woman or wanting to copulate with a woman. You would resort to using a bread bag as a condom, if you had to, in order not to miss the opportunity.

I would breadbag such a hot girl any day, any where.
I wish I would have breadbagged her when I had the chance.

by Momo Shmanky January 14, 2025

Bread and Butter

(Verb) The act of freezing your urine into a ice cube and putting it in the female partners asshole

“She will only have sex with me if I Bread and Butter her ”

by Lemon-Lime85 February 25, 2026

Breadan Vincent

A guy that loves trucks and hates mates

I'm going to do a Breadan Vincent

by Vege55 February 12, 2025

Breadbag

To want to copulate or have sex with a woman so badly, you would wear a bread bag as a prophylactic

I really like that girl, and I would do anything to breadbag her.
I would definitely breadbag that!
I've had a crush on her since high school and would love to breadbag her at the reunion.

by Momo Shmanky February 18, 2025

breadflu

1. Breadflu is a pretty niche disease that started in 1987. It started spreading because of a Korean girl who sold bread to people for free. The people who ate that bread soon began to lose their hair and were completely bald within a few days.
The Korean girl soon disappeared never to be seen again. Rumours are that her daughter is now planning to do the same thing but on a bigger scale so watch out for any suspicious Korean girls selling bread. It may make u go bald!

2. That one girl that poisoned 146 queens in the past 1200 years. No one has seen her face yet. But she is out there planning her next move.. waiting for the right moment...

Person1: did u hear about that disease that makes people go bald
Person2: bro thats such a dumb disease cant believe people think its real
Person1: still dude watch out

Person2 yeah sure *walks away without boning up any information*

**INTIMIDATING GIRL WITH A BREAD IN HER HAND**

Person2: yo back away I love my hair please leave me alone
INTIMIDATING GIRL: heh... *shoves bread in his mouth*

**A FEW DAYS LATER**
Person2: NOOOOOO I AM BALD MY PRECIOUS BLONDE HAIR

Person1: and that's what happens when u don't listen to me
Person2: I am going to shove my big bread in your mouth
Person1: try me... *smirks*
Person2: augh~ now u have the breadflu aswell.

by breadflu March 17, 2025

breadcrumb lover

Breadcrumb lover. Breadcrumb love

To be a breadcrumb lover is to be doing the very bare minimum to show that you care for someone. Often giving examples as proof of being a caring lover after the person has been conditioned to accept normal acts of common courtesy to be of worthy efforts for the continued devotion to what actually is a very toxic abusive and manipulative person with personality disorders with jezebel tendencies.

For years i was accepting my wife’s breadcrumb lover antics. Where after months of emotional starvation and neglect . She would do random things from time to time that reminded me of better times and the love we once shared. But its not enough for me. I deserve more support than she can give me as shes too busy with doing the things that make me uncomfortably question her intentions and faithfulness.

by LuvH8Luv March 22, 2025

Bread (Chandigarh, India version)

someone who is acting dumb/stupid; someone who's got no personality to them; fuddu. (Bread has no gender - it can be anyone)

Bread (Chandigarh, India version)

Bro tu bread hai bc?
Bro are you Bread?

Wo sali bkl ek number ki bread hai.
She's a top quality Bread bkl.

by jggkp April 14, 2025