Paulie smooch

When in a sexual act ,a male or female sucks on hemorrhoid and leaves a hickey on it

Paulie smooch-Sucking on a hemorrhoid

by Paul the smooch October 27, 2020

Banana smoothie

Banana smoothie is a phrase used to friends meaning "Please give me some attention".
The phrase is mostly used in the Australian language and mostly used as teenagers.

"Hey, Banana smoothie..."
"Oh I'm sorry. Sure I'll give you attention."

by Banana.faith.smoothie November 23, 2020

Silky Smooth

Used when describing a females luxuries skin. Only those with the greatest skin care routines can obtain the honor of having Silky Smooth Skin. Antynom to the word musty.

Tom: How was Jessica's last night
Thomas: It was crazy. I couln't stop staring at her Silky Smooth skin from all the Moisturize shes been using.

Tom: Whats so bad about that.
Thomas: Nothing, but when I was staring at her shiny milkers for too long she punched my throat.
Tom: Nice

by John Cena's Right Tit November 28, 2020

Chocolate Smoothie

When someone shits in your mouth and you swallow it, and it's so gross that you throw up all over their asshole, then you lick the vomit off their asshole.

Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Smoothie.

by ismelldinonuggie January 2, 2021

Cloth Smoocher

It is someone who wears their mask.

Joe is a Cloth Smoocher

by thanosbeatboxyes February 17, 2021

Intrauterine smoothie

The oozing discharge after getting a back alley abortion

Jill makes the best intrauterine smoothies, the discharge to froth ratio is most excellent

by Bahammer February 24, 2021

Hill Smoothie

A hill smoothie is when you chew up grass in your mouth and proceed to mother bird it into your significant others mouth.

I heard Jessica made Sam a hill smoothie yesterday at the park.

by Ilikewhiteteddybears March 16, 2021