your mom

A comeback that stupid people often use because they are too slow to come up with something good to use. Can often be replaces with your dad if the stupid person chooses.

Katie: Your Clothes are Ugly
Becca: Your moms clothes are ugly!

by Fro-Lickk October 10, 2005

Mommed Out

Mommed Out ; a word to mean the same thing as Pimped out. 2. Something would be most convenient to you. 3. Something Good
2 - SHORTER MEANING "MOMMED"
1. Something bad

3 - NEGATIVE MEANING "MOMMED UP"
1. Non-extreme word of F*cked Up

"Those Rims Are Mommed Out"

2 "Yo this is so mommed"

3. "Why you mommed up the system?"

by Dr_Polish May 29, 2004

Bonus Mom

Bonus Mom a term used by white women who want to make themselves feel better while taking care of their partners previous children.

Bonus Mom a disrespectful term used by white middle-class women to make themselves feel more important in their stepchildren's lives.

I'm not her stepmom, I'm her bonus Mom!

by Minusdad June 23, 2019

My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick

damn that person looks like my mom

by jake April 6, 2003

Crunchy Mom

Crunchy mom is the new term for a modern day Karen. Crunchy moms let their kids eat rocks and dirt and ignore any form of science. They use the term crunchy as a way to justify shaming other mothers who don’t do things that they like such as formula feeding or caring about safe sleep.

Did you hear about Alice? She’s “ crunchy “she said I can let my kid eat rocks because it’s good for him!! She definitely didn’t get a medical degree from google.

Crunchy mom: a mom who is a bitch

by omgsocrunchy November 2, 2021

Bryan's Mom

The hottest girl on earth.

Bryan's mom is the hotest mom EVER.

by Paul F SON!! May 14, 2009

military mom

A military mom is a mother who has married someone in the military forces or has a child that in military forces. Usually displays patriotism, has a "holier than thou" attitude, and contains a great disregard for anyone that is not part of military. Many military moms did not care about the wars or military until they found a boyfriend who is in military.

Also, they are commonly duped by military men into marrying for money and dumped shortly right after their deployment.

Jean decided to become a military mom by marrying her boyfriend of only 2 months since he was to be deployed to Afghanistan.

by maschinetheist October 20, 2010