john&son 

You go there expecting a family run place and you find it is all corporate. There is no there named John and no sons

Dude I tried that little place named John&son and there was no one there by that name. It's a corporate place.

john&son by Fmadethis October 31, 2020

John in my Joe

A common office prank where you put your dick in someones cup of coffee.

Hey bro! Why'd you put your John in my Joe?

John in my Joe by EntryIsGladiator November 8, 2020

John Waldron 

A sex act where two black mean, typically one obese and one malnourished, shit in both ends of a white mans ear holes, causing the shit to erupt from the white man's mouth,nose,and eyes.

I just watched a video of two guys doing a John Waldron on this guy!

John Waldron by The_Almighty_Definer November 9, 2020

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Your name, my name, your family's name, everyone's name.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, His name is my name too!!!

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

John Smith'd 

To find a native woman and take her back to your home and put a baby in her.

Did you hear Ryan got married?

Yeah I heard he John Smith'd her, so she had to stay with him.

John Smith'd by BearySanders December 3, 2020

John Cena 

Someone you can't see

Adam: Look at this picture i got with John Cena!

James: I can't see anyone?..

John Cena by John Cena's Manager December 8, 2020

john hardy morgan 

A kind but simple person who follows the rules and isn’t gay. He is straight as a ruler. Kinda charming and always likes a good time.

Molly: Lookit that John Hardy Morgan, he lowkey looks nice

john hardy morgan by U know who dis is molly December 17, 2020