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GameFAQs message boards by VCK June 27, 2005

Yellow Car Game 

The yellow car game is a game that is played when one is on the road.

One calls out a yellow car and they only get a point if someone else sees it

Buses and taxis don't count

John: Let's play the Yellow Car Game

Steve: okay

John: Yellow car!

Steve: I can't see it, so it doesn't count

Yellow Car Game by thunderstunned12 March 16, 2009

GameCube 

A GameCube is a chode that is roughly 6 inches long and 6 inches thick.

Bryan needs to wear special pants to contain his GameCube.

Yesterday, Jenny tore her vagina to take a GameCube.

GameCube by aball February 8, 2013

The solar System Game 

A game played by your self or with others. In witch one sits under a desk or table in there under ware and talks about the solar system. If you hit your head on thus table you will be subtracted one point. A point is given to any comment about the universe.Some times played with evil dragons.....

"Tim was sitting alone under his end table in his under ware while talking about the universe. He then hit his head and subtracted one point from his testimonialishous score."

doing this is called the solar system game..

The solar System Game by guy brundon miraino January 22, 2010

ahead of the game 

when you are so awesome everybody wants a piece of you because of the knowledge you maintain

dude, your ahead of the game, i think my mum fancies you

ahead of the game by wwdt June 27, 2014

text game 

noun, meaning: the ability to acquire relations with the opposite sex, solely threw the use of text messaging.

"chill hombre i need a minute to spit some text game, im tryin' to get my dick wet tonight"

text game by Justin Dahl February 14, 2008

I'm game 

I would be interested in following up on your suggestion.
Let us progress.

"Shall we go see a movie?"
"I'm Game"

I'm game by Chrisos April 26, 2004