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The Other Side

An act of pure passion between one male and one female that, if executed to perfection, has the capability of turning even the hardest of all hood niggas into a baby back bitch. The ritual begins as the male and female, to evoke the most emotion possible both should be white, don black face and begin to engage in acts of sexual foreplay. In the heat of the moment, the female then blind folds the male and unbeknownst to him, proceeds to render him unconscious with the stench of her menstruating filth. The male will come to in approximately 35 minutes (time will vary depending on the date of when said filth was last washed). As he awakens, she shall remove the blindfold and reveal to him that he is now tied to a fence post in the middle of a plantation. The females father then must repeatedly whip the aforementioned male until he accepts that his new name is now "Toby".
"What is your least favorite part of The Other Side?" "I guess, the menstruating filth?"
Neo from the matrix.
Neo is the one.
the one by d00d June 27, 2003

The Orion 

sick as balls, bombinarnar, the opposite of creepaloo
Hey Blane, your crotch mound is The Orion.
The Orion by Testiclees April 24, 2006

The old country buffet

Put deisred food (preferably broccoli and cheese or mashed potatoes) in grandmas vagina once awake in the morning. when dinner time comes Granny quiffs out your hot and steamy Old country buffet on your plate.
Hey mom, what are we having for dinner?

The old country buffet!

YAY!!

doing the one-eye 

The action of viewing a sports event or movie by covering up one eye in order to offset the effect of double vision brought on by excessive alcohol consumption prior to said event.
Before the Arsenal v Chelsea match, Dan and I had been on the lash since midday, so by kick off at 3pm we were doing the one-eye.
doing the one-eye by Pete Magrath January 3, 2008

stompie the owl 

This term describes a senior citizen who is a crusty old geezer, prone to leaping to conclusions and who thinks himself wise and therefore allowed by law to stomp on various things and people he feels are against him. When, in fact, he is his own worst enema.
Stompie the owl's youtube channel is basically northern soul, provided by a northern ass-soul from Wiggin in Lankyshuh.