Shit-fucker

A person who fucks shit

You are such a shit-fucker

by Samantha Elizabeth Smith March 20, 2016

shit sakes

totally overwhelmed by nonsensical random events or situations.

For shit sakes, I need to replace the clutch because my paid warranty refuses to cover parts and labor.

by SteakAlwaysMadeMeEatMyLimaBean March 30, 2016

shit sisters

Two people shit into the same toilet bowl

When the toilet was blocked, Kirsty and Alan had no choice but to become Shit Sisters

by batshitcray September 20, 2016

Shit hard

When something is so ridiculously hard, it's stupid.

Guy: Man this level is so shit hard! The enemies keeps coming out of nowhere giving no breathing room and they swarm from behind as well. No safe zone, no health regen, and I keep running out of ammo!

by Real World July 14, 2016

Shit Snake

A long and glorious shit that often clogs the toilet.

"I need a plunger to fight this massive shit snake!"

by FLAMINGEPICNUKEFAIL November 15, 2016

shit my eye

an expression of surprise

"Shit my eye I've run over me dad"

by Johnny eye shutter January 28, 2017

Shit and run

Taking a dump at work in another department's bathroom and leaving before anyone recognizes you.

I'm currently on the toilet in step 1 of a shit and run.

by OhNoOhYeah March 3, 2017