meat time

Beating your meat after school

Yo today is meat time so when I get home I'm gonna beat my meat

by Watermelon1"2971 February 16, 2017

meat broom

An extremely long penis with a bulbous tip which makes it resemble a broom. It's used to sweep dust bunnies out of a pussy.

"Bro, I found this sweet Gmilf. I cleaned her with my meat broom."

by crepuscular March 11, 2017

Face Meat

That extra layer of fat on your face that you get when you gain weight!

It's definitely time to go on a diet, I have extra face meat!

by BambiCakes2 April 18, 2017

full meat

A phrase coined in Great Shelford In 2016 by Benjamin Farmer. Meaning to go at 100% and give it your all.

When you sprint, make sure you go Full Meat!

by legendboy1 June 27, 2016

Wild Meat

Slang term for the solicitation of sexual favours from truck drivers

"Alright mate, what you hauling? Wild meat by anychance?"

by Realmeatboy June 7, 2016

shredding meat

When you and your boys are top players, hitting town and taking all the girls home.

Yo Mickey was shredding meat last night, I saw him take at least 3 girls back.

by Shredzy April 17, 2016

Meat Flinging

when you take the dick out fast and you cum ground meat and the "parter" eats it

"Meat Flinging is fun to do with Jadon

by Meat flinging April 26, 2016