ass hockey 

Competition between two or more males, the goal of which is the assertion of superior masculinity, but to the outside observer appears homosexual in nature.

Bruce and Todd's wrestling match turned into pure ass hockey when Bruce's hand lingered in Todd's crotch area on multiple occassions.

ass hockey by Archie Fiftington February 10, 2007

ass wrangler 

a person who indulges in the fine taste of bum nectar

erik wrangles alot of bumholes for their sweet juices, he is the biggest "ass wrangler"

ass wrangler by big andy c May 8, 2007

ass plumber 

One who, like a plumber, uses suction from their moth to suck shit out of assholes

Steven is an ass plumber.

ass plumber by I love daniel April 4, 2003

ass burn 

what you say in georgia for some asprin

Asprin:sum thing used to care headaeds

jimmy:Got dam it, it you don't go down there to that store and get me some assburn i will kick your ass

ass burn by funkyduckys September 17, 2005

ass-splitter 

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck in the anus

My brother said he couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked him, 'cause Carlos was haulin' a real ass-splitter.

ass-splitter by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006

ass monster 

when your pants are eaten by your ass and you can see your crack

"man that guys got a major ass monster."

ass monster by frosty8 June 24, 2008

ass cheeks for blinders 

that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders

joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over

ass cheeks for blinders by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009