Secretary’s ass

This a term use to discribe an ass that is flat and spread out. secretaries usually have flat spread out asses due to prolonged periods of sitting. The term could have been interchanged with any profession that sits alot but secritary was generally understood to be a long sitter.

Person A:Dude, your bitch has a Secretary’s ass.
Person B: fuck, I know

by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005

Ass pirate

The act of stealing and pounding booty.....damn pirates always want the booty

Roman (the ass pirate in steeb) just fucked brad's ass

by 406 December 23, 2004

Ass Muncher

A person that is too far up his or her own ass to know any better. An ass muncher will always look out for number one and too preoccupied to care.

Being the ass muncher that he is, John ate the last donut and didn't even save me any.

by buzznjackal August 22, 2003

fruity ass

derogatory term for homosexual

Dave Bender is a fruity ass

by Mook Larshall September 11, 2006

ass-wipe

One who will wipe the ass of a superior in order to gain false ground.

tesoro is loaded with ass-wipes.

by non ass-wipes know how to say it! October 17, 2003

Ass Kraken

A dump so devastating, so brutal, so painful, that the fallout from it is equivalent to that of the Kraken.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that smell?...And that noise?

Guy 2: I just released the Ass Kraken

Guy 1: Oh man, I'm sorry....

by Shins. March 2, 2011

ass whole

The person who wrote the definition below me.

When people go on Urbandictionary.com strictly to post things such as "ass whole" with definitions based on insulting men, you can probably assume they're a butthurt bitch who got cheated on. Lol, sucks for that cunt.

by Daft Randoms October 17, 2010