Workshop 

Term dancers, choreographers, playas use.
Everyone believes you're hustlin' but you're really out lookin' for some wet pussy.

If you're in the neighborhood, join me for a dance workshop I'm teaching this weekend.

Workshop by Ms. Trouble August 8, 2012

Monkey Workers  

A clique of people at work who constanly goof off, socialize, and waste company time with one another.

Cole: I swear it's always a party over where i sit. Do thoses slackers have nothing to do?!
Alex: I wish the boss would catch all those Monkey Workers in the act.

Monkey Workers by xxxfishnetsxxx March 12, 2009

God works in mysterious ways 

An ad hoc hypothesis thrown up by Christians when confronted with intractable contradiction in their absurd belief system. It is nothing more than a veiled confession of ignorance from someone who will say anything rather than question or confront their beliefs. When arguing with a believer, hearing this usually means you've won the debate.

"How can an all-loving god condemn so many people to eternal torment in hell?"
"Simple, god gave us a choice to either accept him or reject him."
"But if God cares so much about us, then why does he need to coerce our devotion with the threat of torture? So why doesn't God reveal himself and warn us about it? Why doesn't he set the non-believers straight? Is our having faith so important to him that he's willing to let millions of people be condemned?"
"Uh...God works in mysterious ways!"

God works in mysterious ways by Gazuga April 10, 2004

Workaholic 

Generally a loser who believes that the only thing in life that matters is working and providing for society. And they pointlessly look down on people who would rather do something actually fun with their time than working all the time.

I'd rather be so called "lazy" and "irresponsible" and enjoy my life doing what I want to do rather than work and be bored all the damn time. Yeah, I understand that work is important to keep society going, but god damn, these people are just plain dull.

Workaholics are wasting their lives away.

Workaholic by not found [Error 404] April 9, 2009

Working Man's Wedding Proposal 

Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.

Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.

Working Man's Wedding Proposal by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

Working Off

When you do work just to satisfy yourself.

"Hey Tim, what are you doing on this incredible, beautiful Saturday morning?"
"Oh, I'll be working off. I love to work!"

Working Off by B Talented May 1, 2009

Working Woman 

Slang for prostitute. A woman who provides sex services not limited to intercourse for a price.

Nothing like a fine working woman to let off some steam after work!

Working Woman by andreophile April 9, 2010