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progressive rock 

Sub-genre of rock also known in short as "prog".

It relies as much on complex, painstakingly composed and arranged structures that rival classical music (Gentle Giant, BMS, Yezda Urfa), as on improvisation that rivals jazz (VDGG, Soft Machine, ELP). It may employ any device to boost its quality (unusual instruments, elements from other genres, non-standard structures), as it is a genre essentially associated with musical freedom. Prog pieces often extend beyond a 5 minute limit, though it is not always the case (Gentle Giant, Jethro Tull).

Its primordial purpose was to bring much-needed credibility to rock'n'roll, while unifying the different realms of "good music" and exploiting its potential to the fullest. Sadly, it has drawn a large amount of snobbish minions in the process.

It thrived in the 70s, after which many of its most brilliant exponents, even Pink Floyd or ELP, not to mention Gentle Giant, just started getting it wrong. It was no longer progressive rock, but a kind of "tired uninspired unchallenging get-with-the-times-old-man sing-along" rock.

Additional Note: Male prog fans who believe this is not a genre enjoyed by those loosely referred to as "girls" need to be more "progressive" so as not to shame their kind. They are suggested to start by not making gratuitous generalizations, and realizing they're looking for female companionship in the wrong place.

P.S.: I'm not even a feminist but that's just lame.
Genesis is one of the many progressive rock groups that have tarnished their legacy by going top 40.

A progressive rock fan should know better than to think like an emo kid.

Me and my girls like progressive rock: we shake our booties to "21st Century Schizoid Man" and sway with the fellas to "Shine on You Crazy Diamond".
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Camp Rock 

One of the worst, most terrible movies ever.
Only popular because Disney takes ideas that worked well (High School Musical), and suck them dry until just mentioning the idea makes people cringe.
Also popular because the Jonas Brothers "starred" in it (actually JOE starred in it and the other two were only in for like ten minutes of the movie).
Camp Rock sucked more than Monica Lewinsky.
Camp Rock by Luigi > Mario June 27, 2008
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Shock rock 

A genre of music that is oriented to shock. Though it is becoming harder to shock people these days because we have "seen it already". Music is usually heavy metal (Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne, KISS) or Industrial metal (Rammstein, Marilyn Manson). But in the end its all just music. The performances were more meant to be shocking then the music itself.
Holyshit! She just pulled a tampon out of her vagina and through it into the most pit!!

Disney Rock 

Disney Rock or for short "D-Rock" is:

1) A genre of Rock which shouldn't be considered rock in the first place. The genre originated to distinguish the difference between "rock", "pop rock" and Disney bands such as the Jonas Brothers. D-rock can often be heard from Disney bands or on Disney channel with movies such as Camp Rock.

2) Music that will likely hurt your ears; An insult to rock and any rock fans. The "D" is also known to stand for "Disgraceful".
1) I hate Disney Rock almost as much as I hate D-Rap.

2) Ever since I listened to that D-Rock song "Burnin' Up", my ears have been bleeding.
Disney Rock by Putter, H. September 25, 2008

indie rock 

Genre of music, nicknamed after the independent labels which support lesser-known bands. Typically, the independent labels allow more "musical freedom", which results in a truer, less cookie-cutter sound that mainstream listeners do not immediately identify with. Indie rock draws inspiration from bands such as the Beatles, The Velvet Underground, and Radiohead.

Many indie rock bands are characterized by the use of unique or less-popular instruments. Subjectively (since music is subjective), indie rock cds typically sound less "perfect" than mainstream music, which typically grabs the attention of indie rock enthusiasts.

Indie rock is a mixture of many other genres, including alternative rock, folk music, electronica, even pop. It also tends to be very positive music, despite popular opinion.
More well-known rockers that are excellent introductions: The Killers, Death Cab for Cutie, Modest Mouse, Arctic Monkeys, Spoon, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Others that are popular among indie rockers: The Flaming Lips, The Shins, Bright Eyes, The Decemberists, Wilco, The Magic Numbers, Mates of State, The Essex Green, Calexico, dios (malos), Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Rilo Kiley, far too many to list. Find a Paste magazine and dig in.
indie rock by GoldLion May 14, 2006

Pretty Girl Rock 

Made popular by singer-songwriter Keri Hilson, the pretty girl rock can be interpreted in two ways, as a dance and as a deeply felt inner confidence.

The pretty rock allows you to embrace your insecurites, find your inner confidence and understand that what is on the outside does not define what is on the inside.

It therefore encourages self empowerment and self appreciation and ultimately, to love oneself unapologetically.
"Do the pretty girl rock, rock, rock..."

"My name is Keri, I'm so very, fly oh my, it's a little bit scary"

you rock 

colloq. phr. - expression used to convey admiration, gratitude, and/or affection. Often appears in conversations when one has impressed the other; whether it be by a show of one's talent or skill, or generosity and kindness at heart. Also effectively used in casual conversation as informal expression of love, especially when in the presence of others.
After a particularly "attentive" evening of lovemaking, the next morning Laura said to Chris, "You rock", while amongst their group of friends, though she was really saying "I love you so much and you are the MAN"
you rock by Maya Oaxaca September 7, 2008