pulled a bobby

When you sleep past the timing for an important event.

Aww man, i was prepared for Bear Trap 1 at UTC1500, but i pulled a bobby and missed it.

by Bruhuhuhu November 3, 2025

pupsell

What a pet shop or animal shelter ties to do when asking if you'd rather have "just a baby" instead of a lower-priced mature dog.

I prefer "experienced" tail-waggers who are already "trained 'n' fixed", so no need trying to pupsell me.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

Pulled an Adam

To make plans with someone and then ego those plans by not showing up or making up a random excuse.

I was supposed to go get lunch with him but he Pulled an Adam.

by Tecnikle December 15, 2025

Pulled an Albo

To mysteriously vanish from public view the moment a crisis erupts, only to resurface later with vague platitudes, scripted photo ops, and zero accountability. The hallmark of political stealth mode.

Example 1: "As soon as the scandal broke, the minister pulled an Albo - total ghosting until the ribbon-cutting ceremony."

Example 2: "Where's the PM during this mess? Mate, he's pulled an Albo again: MIA when it counts, back for the selfies."

by Elevating Joy❗️ December 17, 2025

Pilsen Coyote

A sex act in which a Latina gives a man $5 and he pounds her from behind, then crosses the border into her pooper. After that he shoots his Rio Grande onto her spine so she has a wet back.

Lupe was down bad for that new guy from Texas. She made him give her the Pilsen Coyote.

by chicagocoyote December 19, 2025

Pulled Porker

The act of pulling the hair of a fat woman (often referred to as porker) during sex

I had some pulled porker last night, it was the best porker experience I’ve had in a long time.

by Duallingo December 28, 2025

my purse

Describing someone's "personals," or something they find personal or unique to them.

Watching football on Sundays is my purse.

by I'm The Shit May 14, 2006