by Kedar Hiremath April 5, 2004
Get the Fat Johnmug. by freddygotfingered October 7, 2009
Get the john stamosmug. Just another stupid Democratic tyrant that claims he'll bring change, but never states whether the change is good or bad.
John Kerry is another communist that goes against American ideals, and wipes his ass with the Constitution.
by Colin H. Christ July 7, 2008
Get the John Kerrymug. John Mayer may act like a faggot sometimes but you cannot deny the fact that he has talent.
Most of you fucking morons believe everything you hear.
But the truth is, you are just jealous because he will get more pussy than your fat ass. Jk, you won't even get pussy. (
Most of you fucking morons believe everything you hear.
But the truth is, you are just jealous because he will get more pussy than your fat ass. Jk, you won't even get pussy. (
Mr 'Music King': Man John Mayer is a fucking homo! His music is so unoriginal! He's just copying Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix!
Unjudgemental Prick: Sorry, could you repeat yourself? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me not giving a fuck about your uneducated opinions
Unjudgemental Prick: Sorry, could you repeat yourself? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me not giving a fuck about your uneducated opinions
by Bill Nockers August 12, 2010
Get the John Mayermug. The greatest musician ever to live (Besides the guys of pink floyd). He wrote the most beautiful songs ever, Imagine.
He married the love of his life, Yoko Ono, who many people claim helped break up The Beatles. Its semi true. But c'mon, it was his true love, you gotta do what you want, when you find the right person, you marry them.
Unfortunatly, in December of 1980, he was shot and killed by some fucker, who the surviving members of the Beatles never talk about, because they dont want him to gain that status that the person who shot JFK did. If you look up both of their names, your a fag, and should go rot in hell.
He married the love of his life, Yoko Ono, who many people claim helped break up The Beatles. Its semi true. But c'mon, it was his true love, you gotta do what you want, when you find the right person, you marry them.
Unfortunatly, in December of 1980, he was shot and killed by some fucker, who the surviving members of the Beatles never talk about, because they dont want him to gain that status that the person who shot JFK did. If you look up both of their names, your a fag, and should go rot in hell.
by Jose Cuarah0 July 3, 2008
Get the John Lennonmug. by johnnyboys May 24, 2010
Get the papa johnmug.