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ass-clown
ass-clown by Entries may be edited March 7, 2008
Ass-clown
Ass-clown (Ass klowne)
A group of people or individuals that like to dress up as clowns and cause mischief with their bottoms. This is usually achieved by sneaking up to a person or an "Ass target" as they are called, and expel gas on the person when they least expect it.On some cases when there are multiple Ass-clowns in one area they try to gang up on one person. They do this by circling the target while slapping their asses, and gradually shuffling closer to prevent escaping.
A group of people or individuals that like to dress up as clowns and cause mischief with their bottoms. This is usually achieved by sneaking up to a person or an "Ass target" as they are called, and expel gas on the person when they least expect it.On some cases when there are multiple Ass-clowns in one area they try to gang up on one person. They do this by circling the target while slapping their asses, and gradually shuffling closer to prevent escaping.
Ass-clown by Kev Schmitt June 13, 2009
Ass-clown
A worthless piece of shit who is enormously incompetent and yet also a gigantic fucking prick. His lack of talent would be laughable, had he not achieved a level of authority or fame that makes him dangerous. He attempts to hide his inabilities by being a complete dick to others. His bubble of self-importance prevents him from seeing that everyone hates him with a holy passion.
Commonly found among politicians, CEOs, self-righteous celebrities, and North Korean dictators.
“Our executive management team sure are a bunch of ass-clowns! I hope the ass-clowns on our board of directors fire every fucking one of those ass-clowns. ‘Hello? North Korea calling. Kim Jong-un wants his entourage back.’ Did I mention what extraordinary ass-clowns they are?”
“Our executive management team sure are a bunch of ass-clowns! I hope the ass-clowns on our board of directors fire every fucking one of those ass-clowns. ‘Hello? North Korea calling. Kim Jong-un wants his entourage back.’ Did I mention what extraordinary ass-clowns they are?”
Ass-clown
Ass-clown by blacksunbird April 18, 2018
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