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invisible hand

Also known as "the stranger."
Masturbatory practice in which you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then go to town on yourself, thus giving the sensation that someone else is wanking you.
Ron was so lonely, he had to use the Invisible Hand technique to keep from blowing his brains out.
by Doomie June 7, 2004
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lame hand

The extending of the arm, and then releasing of the wrist, making the hand go in a downward motion.

Often done to/at someone/something that is lame, or has preformed a stupid act.

Done to show lameness at a person or object.

Origin unknown.
She was being an asshat, so she got the lame hand.

He kicked my tots, so I gave him the lame hand.
by me January 4, 2005
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hand wipes

TH\he OCD detective Monk needs to keep his hands clean.
I need a wipe, Sharona his nurse.
by doctor b November 15, 2004
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hand wash

When a Girl/Guy gives a hand job in the shower.
"Oh Jimmy, I loved that Hand Wash you gave me last night in the shower," Micheal said happily.
by Captain buttsexy November 27, 2013
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Hand Hug

dude i wake up every morning and give myself a hand hug
by james jerkmaninoff February 28, 2011
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hand grenade

A gesture thrown by hand thumbs up or thumb up if only using one hand, ie the Fonz. A final affirmation for when everything is spot on. (Friendship goes with a bang!)
When you look at your hand in the thumbs up gesture side on, if you look closely at the four curled fingers that go into the palm and notice the edge of the knuckles it looks very much like the classic early Hand Grenade known as the pineapple hand grenade. Now looking back at your hand in the thumbs up gesture if you curl over your thumb and imagine its inside the ring that’s joined onto the pin, then move your thumb up as if to remove the pin thumbs up BOOM. A hand gesture thrown by the hand grenade Friendship goes with a bang!
by ThumbPin December 9, 2008
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invisible hand

Adam Smith's economic theory that everyone is motivated by self interest, and the "invisible hand" stabilizes the economy
by Jill June 7, 2004
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