taint monster 

when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside

Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster

taint monster by dirtybitannefrank November 4, 2013

toalie monster 

When you go for a poo and you look in the toilet and it's gone.. You've been plagued by the toalie monster

Dude the toalie monster stole my shit!!

toalie monster by Samboooooo July 12, 2014

Scratching Monster 

Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.

Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.

Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.

Scratching Monster by AnimeLoveLover123 July 24, 2014

cust monster 

A fat piece of shit who stays at home plays video games smells like shit etc. obese ugly af smelly

Yo u seen that cust monster wearin that same fuckin shirt again?

Who peter ?

cust monster by Custybeast November 26, 2014

twack monster 

A tweaker (usually female) that is acting aggressive verbally and physically, whose skin is all bloody or scabby from picking all night and day

Dang, that chick is such a twack monster!

Don't do meth, you'll turn into a twack monster!

twack monster by jqlnina December 10, 2014

Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.

Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."

Cockness Monster by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015

Panty monster 

Boyfriend who knows how to get you so wet, he ruins all your panties by leaving you so moist .

Ashley; I need to do a new load of laundry.
Jess: didn't you just wash?
Ashley: yeah, but my boyfriends such a panty monster, I have to do a load of just panties

Jess: ooh girl if he gets you that wet; i'd want me a panty monster

Panty monster by sadgirl69 March 9, 2015