monkey pigeon 

A person who's eyes look in different directions.

Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change

monkey pigeon by kenlovejoy January 22, 2014

monkey bird 

Someone who knows they have HIV, and they fly around giving it to other people.

" that dirty little monkey bird"

monkey bird by Flintown April 22, 2014

monkey toot 

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.

(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"

monkey toot by EL Gringo June 18, 2014

Monkey Stamp

Taint to the forehead

When I asked her to sit on my face, she took me too literally and monkey stamped me instead.

Monkey Stamp by TurtleCan August 22, 2014

monkey balls 

A glazed baked dough creation. Created by making dough into ball shaped peices, slathering them in a cinnimony sugary, syrupy, mixture and then placing them all in a single pan to cook. Resulting in a pull apartable delight.

ORIGIN: 7th grade home-ec class (actual name is monkey bread)

Daaamn, Bob Belliveau from Easton who wrote this description using a bunch of made up descriptive words because youre a master english wordsmith, that monkey balls recipe from easton junior high school in massachussetts is still the best, man.

monkey balls by smokeabonethug August 23, 2014

Monkey Doer 

A term descrbing one who follows the crowd. Take on the phrase "Monkey See Monkey Do"

Chuck: Hey Bart, the latest hot trend is eating fried rabbit turds! You want to join everybody else and go get some?

Bart: Chuck, you are such a damn monkey doer.

Monkey Doer by knockanutt September 6, 2014

monkey hustling

What junkies do in Mount Vernon NY.They put a few pennies in a cup,come up to you,rattle the cup and say "Help a brother out". They get enough change from
several people and go buy a bag a dope.

One narc said to he other narc"Yeah the monkey hustling are out on forth avenue is fierce today"

monkey hustling by Joedecop September 20, 2014