When astrologers and feng shui masters figure out the “good” and “bad” days of the 45th President of the United States from his birthdate and the zodiac—in Chinese numerology, baby Trump was born in the Year of the Dog.

Emperor Xi and gang consulted the fengshui gurus in Beijing to find out about the numerology of Donald Trump—they wanted to know when his “lucky” and “unlucky” days in the Year of the Pig would be in order to schedule their trade meetings with him.

The Numerology of Donald Trump by MathPlus February 18, 2019

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Trump Derangement Syndrome

(TDS): a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their hatred of Donald Trump, to the point they actually abandon all logic and reason and refuse to accept an America without Queen Hilary.

supporting the green new deal is either running to the left of bernie sanders or trump derangement syndrome

Trump Derangement Syndrome by Uncle Dimma February 2, 2020

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Donald Trump

Living proof that money can't buy good hair.

In fact, money CAN buy good hair. Why his money has not, well, that's anyone's guess.

Donald Trump by Lady Chevalier June 10, 2005

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