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Strawberry Chocolate Surprise

A sex act in which a guy gives anal to a chick on her period and then vaginally penetrates her before coming in her mouth.
Omg I got a strawberry chocolate surprise while I was banging my pharmacist.
by jett777 July 3, 2017
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Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017
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Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
by Twitchness September 27, 2017
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ogre ooze surprise

When a male coats his flaccid dick with a mixture of onions, enchiladas, and raw egg yolk, then proceeds to stick it into any hole whilst yelling “THE OGRELORD HAS ARRIVED!”
God damn Jenn is such a freak, she let me do the ogre ooze surprise on her last night!”
by Qeefburger October 23, 2017
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Soy sausage surprise

When a female licks him spits it onto a hot dog and eats it
Aye girl did you try your man, super soy sausage surprise
by Sw247 November 15, 2017
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cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018
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The Velvet Surprise

When you can't finish during sex and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came.
"Yo I had whiskey dick the other day with Monica and I gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea."
by Veliana November 22, 2017
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