Hot Pocket

Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.

When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!

by berserker256 May 18, 2003

Hot Cunt

A word used for a women who sleeps around.

Wooaaahh that girl there is hot.

Hot Cunt more like, I saw her with Johnny and Max last week.

by Lou-Lou the Angel January 1, 2012

Hot Tony

A closet homosexual who wants to take out his agression on female poop chutes, while still proclaiming his heterosexuality

Confused girl: My boyfriend keeps talking about having rough anal sex with me, but I think he's actually kind of into his roommate, Ed.

Friend: He's such a Hot Tony

by Trixie Buttercup January 12, 2008

Hot Santa

When your baby sits on your lap and craps in his/her diaper

I was sitting on the couch watching 'A Christmas story' when I felt a warm sensation on my lap.

The devilish look in her eye and the sudden odor in the atmosphere made me realize that she had given me a Hot Santa for Christmas.

by The Dome December 25, 2004

hot burgle

When someone reaches inside your ass and literally steals your shit. The Hot Burgle typically coincides with sexual acts, but can also be achieved while the victim is sleeping or passed out.

Eric knew Kathy would steal his heart but he had no idea what he was in for until she hot burgled him.

by meatlocker January 16, 2011

Porn Hot

A woman who has had several cosmetic surgeries (eg. nose job, lip injections, extremely large breasts) making her look ridiculous by normal standards but attractive by porn standards. Often resulting in celebrity status in the porn community.

Guy 1: "Did you see that stripper's tits and lip injections?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she looked ridiculous but she's definitely Porn Hot."

Jenna Jameson
(after her recent plastic surgery)

by raoul_duke12 March 16, 2010

Hot Tubing

To pleasure oneself with a dildo after putting it in the microwave for 5 seconds.

guy 1: Do you think those girls were DTF?
guy 2: No way man, all they wanted to do was go back to their apartment for some serious hot tubing

by BAJones72 June 12, 2011