Guy: Kyle, Baby, I love you but if you don’t give me my $10,000 With 20% interest ill light a hot Tony up your ass
Kyle: *Timbers have been shivered*
Kyle: *Timbers have been shivered*
by NADANOPE October 17, 2021
A closet homosexual who wants to take out his agression on female poop chutes, while still proclaiming his heterosexuality
Confused girl: My boyfriend keeps talking about having rough anal sex with me, but I think he's actually kind of into his roommate, Ed.
Friend: He's such a Hot Tony
Friend: He's such a Hot Tony
by Trixie Buttercup January 3, 2008
Hot Tony: Dude, I can't believe she stood me up! I told her how high my IQ was and everything!
Friend: What are you gonna do now?
Hot Tony: I guess I'll text her incessantly and offer to play with her butthole...as soon as I finish eating this hoagie.
Friend: What are you gonna do now?
Hot Tony: I guess I'll text her incessantly and offer to play with her butthole...as soon as I finish eating this hoagie.
by Felicia Morgan January 3, 2008