Take a rubber glove, squirt some oil or grease into it. Wrap your pillow around it, and tie it together with a belt. Now go ahead and fuck the everliving shit out of it. This is the only form of sexual gratification that many non-gay inmates get.
Yo man, I was all set to go out on that date with Mandy Moore, untill she found that jailhouse vagina in the backseat of my car and dumped me.
A vulcan vagina clamp is derived from the Vulcan greeting whereby the right or left hand is raised so that the index/middle finger and the ring/little finger are spread, making the shap of a "V;" when put sideways, the two top fingers go into a humanoids vagina and the bottom two fingers (not the thumb) go into the humanoids ass. Similar to the two in the pink and one in the stink, except you put two fingers into the stink.
Hey Svenak, I heard you gave that Romulan bitch a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp!
OR
Spock gave Uhura a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp after Vulcan blew up!
The back of a woman’s neck that when rubbed or fingered like a vagina causes pleasure. The neck vagina is often massaged during kissing or as a precursor to sexual activities.
Paul played with Kim’s neck vagina in an effort to get farther into Kim’s pants. Kim’s neck vagina felt good when Paul rubbed it.
A girl who is about as appealing as an elephant taking a shit while naked. She might be very appealing otherwise, but naked, she is disgusting and probably has a vagina beard.
See also: FUBM, FUBS
Guy 1: Dude I got Brittany to take a nude pic of herself and send it to me last night.
Guy 2: Oh, really?
Guy 1: Yeah, I broke up with her.
Guy 2: Green Vagina?
Guy 1: Green Vagina