Toilet Trumpet

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal

Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.

by Hot Dog Goblin May 8, 2022

toilet

A decide simply used for urination and the art of shitting

"I'm gonna go use the toilet, to shit" -man

"Damn my ass is blown away after using that toilet" -woman

by milk.exe May 16, 2022

toilegami

the decorative folding done on boujee hotel toilet paper by talented housekeeping staff to let the guest know the bathroom was cleaned.

Returning to my hotel suite, I found someone had transformed the boring toilet paper into a toilegami swan.

by debkwebr May 23, 2022

toilet

a toilet is a great use in the house. it is good to drink shit on and put viniger in! i love toilets❤️

“hey bro wanna go to the toilet fountain?”
“yeah bro i love me some toilet water”

by AUGHHHHHHHHHHH May 26, 2022

Toilet head

The title given to the coolest mother f***** you will ever meet in your life that you will model your children after

That guy is such a toilet head

by Th420 May 31, 2022

TOIN

TOIN - the ones i need (refering to a certain group you need.)

yall are seriously toin.

by useknown June 1, 2022

Toilet Paper

See: The Sun

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.

by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022