D-Criss

a guy with a whang to trump all others if ever forced into a situation where cockfight is inevitable. not only is it large but rumor that due to an experiment gone wrong it ended up being turned into diamond giving it the ability to cut glass, crush concrete, etc. A D-Criss is also said to come from god and is the illegitimate brother to jesus christ and chuck norris, he also birthed the energy drink monster from his bladder.

NOTE! if ever approached by a D-Criss you should immediately don your birthday suit and prepare to party like its 1969

GOD: to you jesus i give the great honor of saving the human race, and to you chuck norris i give the ability and looks to be the biggest poser ever, and finally to you D-Criss i endow with the largest penis the world will ever see

by D-Criss June 29, 2011

kendall cossano

the best person in the world. she's the bestest friend a girl could have. she's always there when ur upset, lonely, or you just need someone to make you laugh and smile. she's perfect. all of the boys like her. she's talented, smart, gorgeous, beautiful, and crazy but in the best way. she's always there for you no matter what. if you do anything mean to her you will have to gain her trust back. she's very smart about that. but, once your friends again, your friendship will be even stronger. she's the perfect friend. if you spend time with her for a month or even a week, you will feel like u have known her your whole life. she's very truthful and trustworthy. you could ask her anything. and most importantly, she doesn't care what people say or think about her. if you are and you tell her what's on your mind/bothering you, she'll tell you to not care about what people say and to not want to be like everyone else. she's one of a kind. but most of all, she's my best friend. my world. ♡

kendall cossano

by baysmalls April 15, 2014

Darren Criss

when you are in deep in love with Darren Criss and you would actually be Mia Swier

Darren Criss

by gleeblaineclub January 15, 2021

Cressing

To negate or try to destroy a social media conversation or movement.

I was going to tweet about that party, but the bouncer was Cressing by saying no cell phones.

by Miguel Myersa November 3, 2011

star crossed lovers

Lovers that have opposite Zodiac signs.

She's a Pisces and he's a Virgo so they are star crossed lovers.

by erwhat? September 8, 2018

chossy

Another word for "great" (From the UK)

An amazing set of waterfalls. Pretty chossy I'm told.

by Doctor Livingstone January 7, 2006

Crass

A human or object whose rectal region is the color, texture, or flavor of a cranberry.

Morgan ran from the officers, and blended in excellently until one spotted his blatant, red, anus.

by Moonman4trillion December 27, 2004