Joe Sausagehead 

(n) someone comparable to a village idiot. It is basically someone with a brain damaged to the point of being sausage.

tommy: "hey Willie let me hold twenty let me hold twenty bucks."
willie: "Man have you lost yo damn mind? What the fuck I look like joe sausagehead? I ain't givin you shit motherfucker."

Joe Sausagehead by kribg October 10, 2010

Sasuage 

Another name for a penis cock dick or pecker

Claudia : O wow I was working out with Chad yesterday and his Sasuage was buldging through his shorts!
Kiersten : Yes he does have some nice Sasuage did you know it was 14 inches long I should know as many times as I sucked it!
Claudia : Yeah I know he let me massage it and suck it right there in the gym!
Kiersten : Yeah but I bet he didn't stick it in your tight pussy and make you moan!
Claudia : Actually he did and he fucked me in the ass too!
Kiersten : Well I bet he didn't tie you up and make you squeal like a pig with his Sasuage inside your body for like an hour!
Claudia : No that sounds retarded!
Kiersten : Ha Ha I win!
Claudia : Grow Up!

Sasuage by SlopNChop April 6, 2017

Sausuge Fest 

A party or gathering that is over run with males and becomes borderline gay.

This is such.... a... Sausuge Fest

Sausuge Fest by -CyberPunk- May 26, 2005

sausagefest 

a party or other function where males overwhelmingly outnumber females

Joe's party ended up being a sausagefest so we left.

sausagefest by Nigga B April 25, 2003

Siamese Sausages 

Two gentlemen with identical penises.

“Dude I was in the shower yesterday and couldn’t help but notice that Seth and Lance have Siamese Sausages. They even feel the same, bro!”

Siamese Sausages by Lil’ Bonner March 28, 2021

Sausagitis 

When you eat too many sausages. Side effects may include having a severe chest cough and croaky voice.

"I'm not feeling so well after that hot dog! I hope I don't have sausagitis..."

Sausagitis by read_words_kids March 26, 2021

Park sausaging

The act of purchasing a supermarket cumberland sausage from the hot counter and eating it in a public park directly from the brown bag to prevent onlookers from becoming suspicious.

Luke often enjoyed park sausaging with those curly cumberlands.

Park sausaging by Sausaging July 26, 2010